While out on a walk in Corrales I came across some crows and cows.
Cows: "Moooo...oore cowbell?"
Me: "Sorry cows. All I have are cameras and lenses!"
Cow: "Hey! Paparazzo! Wait a minute until we get over there!"
Me: "Hurry up I don't have all day!"
Cows: "So! Do you have any snacks for a couple of poor starving cows?"
Me: "Sorry! All I have are cameras and lenses, and I'm not going to let you eat them!"
Cow: "I think I'm going to cry!"