Big Balled Wizard

May 06, 2018  •  12 Comments

The AWB are at it again with another parody video. This one is lamenting Sliver’s big beautiful balls, which he lost when we had him neutered. I think he recovered better than we did. Lyrics are posted below the video for your reading pleasure.

 

Big Balled Wizard

 

Big Balled Wizard

Music: Pete Townshend
Lyrics: Timothy Price
Vocals: AWB
Silver Kitty: Silver
Vet: Anonymous

When he was a young cat
He had big silver balls
He laid out on the counter
On display to one and all
Ain’t seen nothing like them
In any amusement hall

So guess what the vet did?
She cut off his silver balls.

He laid there like Adonis 
He licked his silver things
Feeling proud and smug
He always kept them clean
His pride and intuition
He showed them off to all

So guess what the vet did?
She cut off his silver balls.

He was a big balled wizard
But with an evil twist
The big balled wizard he lost his catliness

Why did we have to do it
I don’t know
His balls they looked so good

He didn’t have no distractions
Didn’t care about buzzers and bells
Surgery lights were flashing
He thought he was in hell
Doesn’t want a replay
He never saw them fall

So guess what the vet did?
She cut off his silver balls.

So we had to take on the big bally king
We just took away his big ball crown from him

When he lays out on the table
He doesn’t get no rest
He’s cute when he’s all sprawled out
You can see he’s lost his best
His tail’s like a crazy weiner
He never saw them fall…

So guess what the vet did?
She cut off his silver balls.

 


Comments

Off Center & Not Even @ T & L Photos
Thanks, Julie!
Julie(non-registered)
Such a handsome kitty ...
Off Center & Not Even @ T & L Photos
Thanks, Gerald!
Gerald Chambers(non-registered)
Brilliant!
Off Center & Not Even @ T & L Photos
Thanks, Lavinia!
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